I know this is wrong. I know there are other things that I could eat to consume 5000 calories. I know that most of those things would be much healthier for me. Yet I have this undeniable urge to go out and buy two pounds of bacon, two pounds of sausage, roll it up and smoke it in our barbecue for 2 hours. I dare you to click on the link.
I was almost there
21 hours ago